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  THE TANNER SERIES - BOOKS 1-11

  Remington Kane

  Contents

  Introduction

  Join My Inner Circle

  Acknowledgments

  BOOK 1

  1. Do You Want Fries With That?

  2. Hold The Burka

  3. And A Bottle Of Rum

  4. Straight Out Of Hell

  5. Your Average Porn Star

  6. Those Meddling Kids

  7. Dumb And Dumber

  8. It’s Just Tanner

  9. The 90 Pound Lot Lizard

  10. Call Me Ramone

  11. It’s Personal

  12. Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch

  13. Partners

  14. Trapped!

  15. Room Number Four

  16. It’s Always The Last Place You Look

  17. Just When You Think You’ve Got It Made

  18. That Smile

  19. He Must Be Dead

  20. And He Can Fight Too

  21. Should I, Or Shouldn’t I?

  22. It Was An Accident…Honest

  23. No Ifs, Ands, Or Buts

  24. Temptation

  25. The Heart Wants What It Wants

  26. It Doesn’t Work That Way

  27. It’s Time To Get Paid

  28. The Illusion Of Security

  29. Gang Rape Is Icky

  30. Hard Where It Counts, Soft Where It Matters

  31. Stress Is A Killer

  32. Goodbyes

  33. Thank God For Power Windows

  34. The Truth

  35. Hookers And Blow

  36. Ten Is More Than Six

  37. One Rotten Sneaky Bastard

  38. Oh, Now I Get It

  39. Duck And Cover

  40. The Missionary Position

  41. Inevitable

  42. You Never Know When You’ll Need An Umbrella

  43. She Did Warn Him

  44. Fat People Are Handy To Have Around

  45. It’s Been A Hell Of A Day

  46. Sorry About That Whole, Ya Know, Shooting You Thing

  47. This World’s A Bitch

  48. Down Time

  49. So Close

  50. Revenge

  BOOK 2

  51. Tanner To The Rescue

  52. Batmen & Robin

  53. How Much Did He Eat?

  54. The Sharpe Sisters

  55. The Brothers Dim

  56. Go To New York And Die

  57. Semper Fi

  58. Daddy’s Girl

  59. That Would Be Best

  60. I’m Not Normal?

  61. They Should Have Stayed For The Concert

  62. One Head Is Better Than None

  63. Say Cheese

  64. Now You See It, Now You Don’t

  65. New Guy Vs. Old Perv

  66. It’s Not Nice To Lie

  67. That’s Some Way To Start The Day

  68. Tasty

  69. Italian Tube Steak

  70. Do You Find Me Repulsive?

  71. Blood, Boobs, And Blushing

  72. Comfy, But Smelly

  73. The Enemy Of My Enemy

  74. More Men Than The Black Death

  75. A Man Well Versed In Killing

  76. Everybody Likes A Fat Pickle

  77. You’re Never Too Old For Toys

  78. A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Wounds

  79. The One That Got Away

  80. The Canary

  81. Cute, But Scary

  82. I Know Just The Guys

  83. No Lube

  84. Stone Cold Sober

  85. Mama’s Boy

  86. No Justice, No Peace

  87. So They Keep Telling Me

  88. Half A Homo And A Sweet Piece

  89. The Guy From Die Hard?

  90. Buddy, Baffles, And Bodyguards

  91. Right Back At Ya

  92. What’s Good For The Goose

  93. Ewww, That’s Nasty

  94. One Can Only Hope

  95. Psychosomatic

  96. The Envelope, Please

  97. Kick A Man When He’s Down

  98. Marone!

  99. O Romeo, Romeo

  100. Always The Loner

  101. Tanner Smiled

  102. It’s Been A Hell Of A Night

  103. Flirting With The Enemy

  104. Kiss Or Kill

  105. I Wouldn’t Miss It For The World

  BOOK 3

  106. Two Are Better Than One

  107. Vice Versa

  108. Loose Ends

  109. Never Insult A Man’s Ride

  110. He’s Back

  111. You Can’t Trust A Weasel

  112. The Ghost And The Wicked Witch

  113. Romeo Returns

  114. What You See Is What You Get

  115. It’s Time To Get Back To Work

  116. Fight Or Flight?

  117. Blood Red

  118. A Very Short Life

  119. Intervention

  120. Hunger Knows No Fear

  121. Mary Ann, Of Course

  122. Talent Will Out

  123. Job Perks

  124. Easy Payment Plan

  125. Too Legit To Quit

  126. One Man’s Loss

  127. Would Smell As Sweet

  128. Absolutely

  129. Mission Accomplished

  130. You’re Never Too Old For A Quickie

  131. Minor Annoyances

  132. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

  133. He Could Always Eat At The Y

  134. Tick! Tick! Tick!

  135. Let’s Make A Deal

  136. Dasvidaniya

  137. Can Shadows Bleed?

  138. Crocodile

  139. What Are The Odds?

  140. Money!

  141. Never See It Coming

  142. Mystery Man

  143. Security By Tanner

  144. Shut Your Mouth

  145. Death Is A Catered Affair

  146. Us Goombahs

  147. The Faintest Of Smiles

  148. About That Raise

  149. Trapped!

  150. The Ole Shoe Trick

  151. Hey… Weren’t You Dead?

  152. Hidey-Hole

  153. Such Sweet Sorrow

  154. Leverage

  155. A Matched Set

  BOOK 4

  156. The Greater Of Two Evils

  157. Man On The Run

  158. Scared Rabbit

  159. Help From Above

  160. Finders Keepers

  161. Hunted

  162. Ryder On The Storm

  163. … But You Can’t Hide

  164. Checkmate!

  165. Straitjacket

  166. Nosy, Nosy

  167. Caged

  168. Lucky

  169. Like Looking In A Mirror

  170. Run!

  171. New Beginnings

  172. Sour Puss

  173. Won’t Somebody Please Think Of The Children!

  174. Career Change

  175. The Eyes Have It

  176. Bye-Bye, Bitch

  177. A Fine Day Indeed

  178. Nobody Does It Better

  179. Not Just Another Pretty Face

  180. Ask Questions Later

  181. A Smile Would Have Looked Weird

  182. Former Agent Blake

  183. Hard To Swallow

  184. Treed

  185. Jingle All The Way

  186. “Yeah, Like I’m Gonna Fall For That.”

  187. The Evening Commute

  188. There’s Got To Be A Morning After


  BOOK 5

  189. King Of The Road

  190. Cody Parker

  191. The Old And The New

  192. Indecent Proposal

  193. Entrance Exam

  194. Fair Warning

  195. Regrets

  196. Hell Hath No Fury

  197. Killing Is So Much Easier

  198. Friends With Benefits

  199. Round Two

  200. Pablo

  201. Guilty Or Innocent?

  202. Centavo-Wise And Peso-Foolish

  203. Risky Business

  204. Red Sauce

  205. Punk Ass

  206. Hero

  207. Sorry Hurts Too Much

  208. Sometimes A Rock Is All You Need

  209. Home Is Where The Heart Is

  210. Many Pawns

  211. Hard Or Easy?

  212. A Rat Abandons His Ship

  213. Me First

  214. A Waste Of A Good Room

  215. Dragon Slayer

  216. They’re Coming

  217. No Appeals

  218. Massacre

  219. Coming Clean About Being Dirty

  220. The Gift

  221. Matchmaker, Matchmaker

  222. “I’m Death!”

  223. “Say My Name.”

  224. Apprentice

  225. It’s Good To Be Home

  226. Lost And Found

  227. Shades Of The Future

  228. Rabid Bitch

  BOOK 6

  229. It Begins!

  230. The Curse Of The Human Race

  231. The Other Miss Blake

  232. Meet & Greet

  233. There’s A Thin Line

  234. Pets Or Pests

  235. Reunited

  236. Invasion

  237. The Thug And The Stud

  238. Just How Many Globe-Trotting Ex-Navy Seals Are There?

  239. The Heir Unapparent

  240. Weak Links

  241. Give Him My Regards

  242. Confit?

  243. Rumors Of War

  244. Catch Me If You Can

  245. Peace In Our Time

  246. Wrapped To Go

  247. Words Fail Him

  248. Fool Me Once

  249. Just One Of The Guys

  250. Saint Brian

  251. Dead Men Driving

  252. Bathroom Break

  253. Cold Sweat

  254. The Best

  255. Thumpity, Thumpity, Thump,

  256. Too Clever By Half

  257. Obsession

  258. Rampage

  259. Envious Eyes

  260. Achilles’ Heel

  261. Plan To Be Lucky

  262. Wheels Within Wheels

  263. All Ears

  264. How Hard Can It Be?

  265. Unintended Consequences

  266. It Makes The World Go Around

  267. Confession

  268. It Ends!

  BOOK 7

  Quote

  269. A Man With A Plan

  270. Suicide Or Death

  271. Surreal

  272. When It Rains

  273. In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle

  274. Extremist Makeover

  275. At Last

  276. Girl Talk

  277. The One And Only

  278. Hope

  279. Bro

  280. Deep

  281. Dad

  282. To Have And Have Not

  283. Don Pullo

  284. A Familiar Face

  285. An Army Of One

  286. What Goes Up

  287. Call Me Sara

  288. Weapons Of Mass Proportion

  289. Weird

  290. Junior

  291. Deny, Deny, Deny

  292. Violated

  293. The Right Boy

  294. Temptation

  295. Desperation And Despair

  296. Up Close And Personal

  297. The Rookie

  298. You’re With Him?

  299. Nobody’s Perfect

  300. Trust Me

  301. Listen And Learn

  302. Welcome To Hell

  303. Kill And Kill Again

  304. Geronimo!

  305. Change Of Plans?

  306. The Many, Outnumbered By The One

  307. The Kiss Of Life

  308. Goodbye

  309. The Hottest Club In Town

  310. Hello And Goodbye

  BOOK 8

  311. Bones

  312. Friends?

  313. Gut Feeling

  314. The Big Boys

  315. Bobby Volks

  316. Sarcasm Is Costly

  317. Testing 1, 2, 3

  318. Travel Plans

  319. A Cynical Bastard

  320. Talk To Me

  321. Be Cool, Stay In School

  322. Endings And Beginnings

  323. What’s In A Name?

  324. Curious

  325. El Diablo O La Diabla?

  326. Goodbyes And Farewells

  327. Red, White, And Black And Blue

  328. Mirror Image

  329. Yippee-Ki-Yay

  330. Welcome To Rainberry

  331. Dumb And Dumber Meet Blonde And Blonder

  332. Dirty Boy

  333. Sinner Or Saint?

  334. No Way To Treat A Lady

  335. Angels And Bad Boys

  336. Oops!

  337. Bees Do It, Birds Do It

  338. Easy Rider

  339. A Changed Man

  340. The Man Himself

  341. The Offer Of A Lifetime

  342. …Nor Iron Bars A Cage

  343. One Call Does It All

  344. A Very Bad Man

  345. Soulless Joe

  346. Money Or Love?

  347. Paper, Mister?

  348. The Dance Of Joy

  349. Hunting At Night